- Jenna Maroney: Kenneth, what do you know about revenge?
- Kenneth Parcell: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC, so I don't know.
- Pete Hornberger: My job is killing me, my family resents me, the other day I was mugged by what I'm pretty sure was two 5-year-olds in a trench coat.
- Jenna Maroney: Well, you know what they say, boys. If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill.
- Jack Donaghy: This is the gym of the New York Racquet Club, Pete. Theodore Roosevelt was a member here. In fact, many of the animal heads mounted downstairs were shot by T.R.
- Pete Hornberger: Including the one that looked like a terrified Asian man?
- Jack Donaghy: It was a different time, Pete.