Conan (TV Series)
She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not (2012)
Brian McCann: Doctor
Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : [during Fan Corrections] You see, Megan, you say that veins don't carry oxygenated blood? Well, that would be true of MOST people...
[audience laughter]
Conan O'Brien : but it's not true of ME! Take a look at this VERY rare video... from my childhood.
Doctor : [on a vintage film reel, giving a young Conan a check-up] Well this child is a medical miracle! His arteries and veins BOTH carry oxygenated blood to his brain! He's headed for greatness, probably somewhere on basic cable television!
Conan O'Brien : [after the clip ends] When I said "video", I think what I meant to say was "Super 8 film".
Andy Richter : Right, sure. And...
Conan O'Brien : 'Cause they didn't have video THEN.
Andy Richter : They didn't have video, but they didn't have doctors that knew about basic cable.
Conan O'Brien : [after audience laughter] I don't wanna hear any fan corrections about this Fan Correction. We're moving on.
[mimes pushing up glasses; in nerdy voice]
Conan O'Brien : We've got you NOW! Right where we want you!