- Reggie Hatch: Where are you going?
- Wood Burns: To call 911.
- Reggie Hatch: Are you insane? If word gets out that we have a dead guy in this house, no one's ever going to come over and have sex with us ever again! Not from Scruff, from Growlr or Craigslist.
- Wood Burns: Craigslist? Really? You still use that?