Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Whatever It Takes... (2012)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

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• June Colburn : [conscience bothering her about setting Chloe up with unsuitable guy]  So you know Chloe well?

  James Van Der Beek : Huh?

  June Colburn : Has she ever dated a guy who is not up to her physical and/or mental standards?

  James Van Der Beek : Oh no, what? Has she got her martini goggles on again?

  [laughs] 

  James Van Der Beek : Yeah, every once in a while she goes through these periods where she gets super-smashed and her judgment goes right out the window. She'll get on a tree stump and think it's a Kennedy.

  June Colburn : That... that's exactly what's happening.

  James Van Der Beek : It's all right. Just tell her. She'll have a laugh, set fire to his car, and move on.

  [continues paging through magazine] 

  June Colburn : I will. I will totally tell her. Right after I sign my contract on Friday.

  [conscience showing] 

  June Colburn : This is my dream job. And Chloe said herself to do whatever it takes.

  James Van Der Beek : Devious.

  [raises eyebrow] 

  James Van Der Beek : James likey. What do you think, this could be my new catchphrase for Dancing With The Stars, I'm gonna say it as often as I can.

  [she nods] 

  James Van Der Beek : James likey.

  June Colburn : Oh, it's so much fun to watch your process.

  James Van Der Beek : [into his own exploits]  Yeah.

• June Colburn : Chloe, I'm not drinking my way into a job.

  Chloe : If you want your dreams to come true, you'd better do whatever it takes. Now slip off your panties, and put on this dress.

  [unfurls a sparkly low-cut designer dress] 

  James Van Der Beek : Damn!