Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Scarlet Neighbor... (2013)

Ray Ford: Luther Wilson

Quotes 

• Luther Wilson : [as always, coming between James and his dates]  Those earrings are terrible.

  [annoying James and his blond date] 

  Luther Wilson : Don't look at me, I didn't make them.

• James Van Der Beek : Okay, Chloe, enough of this nonsense. Luther is not working out as my wing-man.

  Luther Wilson : [flashback, approaching ripe-for-the-plucking young lady at bar on James' behalf]  Hey, girl.

  [sidling up] 

  Luther Wilson : You like my friend over there? James Van Der Beek.

  [amicably, campy] 

  Luther Wilson : He likes you too.

  [harsh:] 

  Luther Wilson : But I don't. He is a guest judge on Project Runway in the morning.

  [fake grin, for James' sake] 

  Luther Wilson : He needs his beauty sleep, or his face will be big as a plate.

  [fooled James beams from across room] 

  Luther Wilson : So get your purse,

  [hands it to her] 

  Luther Wilson : and click-clack on out of here.

  [she is reluctant] 

  Luther Wilson : Click-clack, click-clack!

  [she obeys reluctantly, James watching dumbfounded, Luther shrugging]