Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
The Scarlet Neighbor... (2013)
James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek
Quotes
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June Colburn : [arriving home, interrupting murmuring love-play] I'm going to bed. Could you at least hold off on the sex noises until I get my earplugs in?
Chloe : [coming up for air from lover's embrace] Oh! You can't go in your room!
James Van Der Beek : [obviously having come from June's room, with classy dark-haired lady friend in tow] No, it's all good. We're done.
June Colburn : What? In my room?
James Van Der Beek : Good night out.
[to June:]
James Van Der Beek : Oh, FYI, don't wear your pyjama pants for a while.
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James Van Der Beek : Okay, Chloe, enough of this nonsense. Luther is not working out as my wing-man.
Luther Wilson : [flashback, approaching ripe-for-the-plucking young lady at bar on James' behalf] Hey, girl.
[sidling up]
Luther Wilson : You like my friend over there? James Van Der Beek.
[amicably, campy]
Luther Wilson : He likes you too.
[harsh:]
Luther Wilson : But I don't. He is a guest judge on Project Runway in the morning.
[fake grin, for James' sake]
Luther Wilson : He needs his beauty sleep, or his face will be big as a plate.
[fooled James beams from across room]
Luther Wilson : So get your purse,
[hands it to her]
Luther Wilson : and click-clack on out of here.
[she is reluctant]
Luther Wilson : Click-clack, click-clack!
[she obeys reluctantly, James watching dumbfounded, Luther shrugging]