- Danny 'Danno' Williams: We're in a boat, a leaky boat. Sounds like sinking to me, Steve.
- Steve McGarrett: Technically, it's a dinghy, but we're not sinking. Okay?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I stand corrected. We are stranded in a slowly leaking dinghy.
- Steve McGarrett: We're not stranded.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Hey, Steve, I don't know if you've noticed but we're in the middle of the ocean. How... How is that not stranded?
- Steve McGarrett: Are you done?
- Steve McGarrett: Hey, it's water, Danny. It's just water.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: With tiger sharks and riptides and all kinds of other stuff to make you dead. Not everybody's a Navy SEAL, Steve.
- Steve McGarrett: Seriously, Danny, what is your problem with the ocean? Huh? I mean, who hates water? 60% of the human body is water!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, that explains why I hate people, all right? You are at the top of my list.
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah, right now, I'm thinking that shark would be better company.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Then go. Then go swimming with the tiger shark. But do me a favour. If he comes near you, punch him. I do not want to be the one to tell your sister you ended up man sushi.