- Shawn Spencer: [while doing his fake psychic routine] I'm sensing that you're about to leave this job and go work for someone named Joan.
- Leecy: Wow, that amazing. I start there tomorrow.
- Shawn Spencer: Congratulations. How does Dr. Ted feel about that? Or is it hard to tell on account of his perfectly sculpted flan face?
- Leecy: Hey do you know other stuff, like am I gonna meet someone? Please tell me he's 5' 10" or above.
- Shawn Spencer: You will. But, he's 5' 6"... and gay... and married.