What were you doing on the 21st Of May 2011 ? I was probably at work surrounded with free food , free coffee , stunning waitresses and a workload from hell . Apparently this was my last day alive because my fellow heathens and myself were going to be drowned in a big tidal wave or swallowed up by an earthquake even though Edinburgh isn't known for its earth tremors . But the laws of science were going to change for one day because that was the day God brought about The Rapture and would be the day non believers and heretics would die while the true believers go straight to heaven . The nearest any of us got to it was Blondie playing the song on MTV that day . If you want to blame anyone for not finding yourself in Heaven then send your complaints to Mr Robert Fitzpatrick who no doubt thinks The God Channel is spreading the word of God and isn't a money making exercise for spivs praying on the gullible
Really some people need protecting from themselves and Garret Anton Harawick's short documentary proves it . It's interesting that all the synopsis to WE WILL FORGET state that Fitzpatrick spent $140,000 on subway billboard ads but this isn't actually stated on screen so I'm guessing that Garret doesn't want the subject of the documentary to appear too foolish but I'm a great believer in giving people rope and Fitzpatrick has got a noose that could circle the globe several times over . If nothing else it brought people out in droves in NYC and actually show Americans in a good light as they scoff with typical New York sarcasm " Hey we're still alive . I thought you said we were gonna die dude ? " with a puzzled Fitzpatrick saying he might have got his calculations wrong but was so sure he was going to go to Heaven he didn't do the washing up that day . Whoa that's what I call having the courage of your convictions Bob
I haven't bothered researching if Mr Fitzpatrick is still alive because I'd be interested in hearing what his next shattering prophecy will be . The pope is Catholic maybe ? I will make a prediction of my own and say Darren Aronofsky's upcoming NOAH will be a spectacular flop at the box office . Obviously the Lord works in mysterious ways