My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Ponyville Confidential (2012)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

Quotes 

• Rarity : Rainbow, why don't you join me in one of these delicious hooficures?

  Rainbow Dash : It's that good, huh? Well, maybe just one little hoof.

  [Lotus gets the file very near to Dash's hoof] 

  Rainbow Dash : [yelps; jumps up and hovers]  Forget it, I don't like ponies touching my hooves.

• Noi : [reading]  "Snips and Snails in bubblegum veils! And that's when the biggest jokester in school really stuck his hoof in it - literally!"

  Colt : [foals are reading the newspaper around the school grounds]  The Foal Free Press is usually just boring news and stuff.

  Filly : So funny!

  Snips : Our mothers always told us we'd end up in the papers someday.

  Snails : [with parts of their fur shaved off]  Yeah, and look! We finally got the gum out!

  [laughs] 

• Applejack : "Applejack, asleep on the job!" Can y'all believe this? And this one: "Big Macintosh - what's he hiding?" Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?

  Twilight Sparkle : Listen to this one. "Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes."

  Rarity : Everypony, please! She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little harmless gossip. You're really making too big a deal out of this.

  Twilight Sparkle : But it's *all* lies! Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants, she doesn't care whose reputation she destroys! "Fluttershy has tail extensions!" "Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!"

  Pinkie Pie : [shocked]  What?

  [crying] 

  Pinkie Pie : It's true! I *do* have a problem!

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh look! According to this one, the Cakes are breaking up!

  Mrs. Cake : [rushes into the room with Mr. Cake and their babies]  We are?

  Rainbow Dash : [crashes in with a pile of newspapers]  Well, my life is officially over. Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.

  Twilight Sparkle : "Rainbow Dash: Speed demon or super softie?"?

  Rainbow Dash : I grabbed as many copies as I could, but it was too late!

  [crying] 

  Rainbow Dash : I'm a laughing stock!

  Twilight Sparkle : See, Rarity? Your so-called "harmless gossip" can be very hurtful!

  Rarity : Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, maybe they dese-

  [sees another issue, gasps] 

  Rarity : I'll *destroy* her! "The Drama-Queen Diaries"... she's reprinted my diary! How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?

• Rainbow Dash : The new Gabby Gums just came out! "The Great and Powerful Trixie's secrets revealed!"

  Rarity : We already read that one, Rainbow Dash.

• Twilight Sparkle : I like Gabby Gums too, but don't you think she can be a little mean?

  Applejack : She's not mean, Twilight, she's a hoot!

  Twilight Sparkle : "Celestia, just like us?" Gabby Gums doesn't value anypony's privacy.

• Apple Bloom : Aw, c'mon, Applejack! You're not mad at us too, are you?

  Applejack : Yup.

  Apple Bloom : You're not even gonna talk to us?

  Applejack : Nope.

  Big Macintosh : You should be ashamed of yourself, humiliatin' your sister 'n' me like that. We don't wanna talk to any y'all right now so take your little gossip column and your embarrassing photographs and just *go away*!