- [Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate]
- Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad, can we play?
- Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
- Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
- Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
- Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.
- Mr. Burns: This is the last time I pay for the mortality of the average worker. Smithers, it's time to deploy those kangaroos we've been training.
- Smithers: Sir, all they did was use their pouches to steal office supplies.
- Mr. Burns: Even the joeys?
- Smithers: Sir, there is a more high-tech solution.
- Mr. Burns: More high-tech than kangaroos?
- Ned Flanders: Homer, I believe this is the part in God's plan where you get killed by robots.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, Flanders. I don't judge a robot by the color of their eyes. I judge them by what they have in their hands, which have turned into buzzsaws.
- Homer Simpson: Before we die, can you at least tell me your real age?
- Mr. Burns: Well, it has four digits...
- Homer Simpson: I can go one weekend without drinking, just like when I was in that alcohol-induced coma.
- Homer Simpson: So you're my new co-workers, eh? Working hard or hardly working?
- [Robots don't respond]
- Homer Simpson: I said, working hard or hardly working?
- [Angrier]
- Homer Simpson: Working hard or hardly working? It's a simple question! Are you A: working hard, or B: hardly...
- [Robot shocks Homer]
- Homer Simpson: I think we found our office cut-up. I'd better stay away from you on April Fools Day, am I right?
- [Angrily]
- Homer Simpson: I said, am I...
- [Robot shocks him again]
- Homer Simpson: [robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck] That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
- Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
- Homer Simpson: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.