Plot

Once on board the international space station, Archer and the ISIS crew have very little time to save the crew on board from being taken over by space pirates, but an even sinister motive looks to make things even worse for Archer and ISIS.—halo1k

Archer makes a new friend called "SpaceBot." Drake calling Lana the perfect human female specimen slightly goes to her head. Cheryl dresses like a whordiot when she mistakes the meaning of "Mars landing party". Malory frets about going to Mars, as she has just rented a summer house. Pam might love to bang but even she has limits. As debate wages between Drake, his crew, and the ISIS-nauts, Archer is stunned to learn that terraforming Mars is not the lowest echelon position available. As usual, Lana runs around in her Fiacci knockoffs, but Archer modifies her look with ISA decals. Will Cyril ever learn to shoot a weapon? When a familiar voice croons: "Gone to outer space to shoot that dickbag in his face..." (to the tune of "Fly Me to the Moon,") it seems like Karma and SpaceBot are biting Archer right on the ass. Malory goes into stasis. Cheryl challenges Archer to think of someone else for once in his life--oh, the irony. The ISIS-nauts and gang strap in and strap on... Can Cyril conquer his inner Erica Jong? Will Archer face the one lone minute of self-awareness he had in space? Fasten seatbelts, get ready for one bumpy night.—LA-Lawyer