- Mike decides he can wait no longer to reveal "the truth" to Snooki's boyfriend. Pauly, Vinny, and Deena find it difficult to be the single roommates in the Shore House.
- Snooki and Vinny return to the house from their awkward friend date only to be grilled by Pauly D. and Deena. "Was it a full service date?" Pauly D. asks. Snooki and Vinny laugh. No. Not this time. Just then, the duck phone rings and it's Deena's man Joey. Or maybe he isn't Deena's man as Joey promptly cancels their date. So Deena heads to the club with her three male roomies.
And guess who's there? It's Angelina! Pauly D. says an awkward hello and then the girl that used to a reality star fades back into the crowd. The Situation, meanwhile, is getting close with a lady. "There should definitely be a butter named after me cause I'm so smooth," he explains to the camera. Sure enough, he soon heads back to the house with said lady. They climb into bed and The Situation soon discovers that the lady is only "Down to Snuggle." He is terribly disappointed. Pauly D., meanwhile, is making out with his own lady in the cab until she reveals that she is on her period. That ends the evening.
The next morning, The Situation orders breakfast for himself and his roomies. Then he realizes that he has no cash. So The Situation goes begging for money from the same roomies he bought breakfast for. The cash-short The Situation then tips the delivery boy with a protein shake. Understandably, the delivery boy is less than pleased. Not surprisingly, The Situation couldn't care less.
Later, JWoww goes shopping for a romantic night with Roger at a sex shop. Deena and Sweetheart come along and the talk soon turns to Joey. JWoww and Sweetheart don't like Joey, but Deena doesn't want to hear about it. Later, The Situation, Ronnie and Snooki head to work. Of course, Snooki mostly naps behind the counter while The Situation actually becomes a selling machine. "Mike was actually working today -- I was surprised," Ronnie says. Vinny and Pauly D., in the meantime, go to play pool and complain that nobody in the house is single. It's boring. "It's like a couples retreat," Pauly D. says.
The Situation then calls The Unit with plans to tell Jionni about Snooki's infidelity that evening. Stay tuned. Pauly D. and Vinny then return home and discover that JWoww has commandeered the smush room so that she can have a romantic evening with Roger. Declaring that the smush room is for smushing -- not established coupling -- the duo move the bed to the porch.
Sometime later, JWoww discovers the prank and demands to know who dared to mess with her romantic evening. But who can stay angry at Pauly D.? As soon as the big lug starts giggling, JWoww gives the boys a pass and drags the bed back into the room herself. She then decorates the bed with rose petals and bondage toys. "How romantic," JWoww comments. She then puts on a tiny, tiny shirt to greet Roger at the door. "I never expected to someone like him, especially here," JWoww says. "I'm happy to say he's my boyfriend."
Everybody then gets ready to go to the club. The Situation seems particularly excited as he is planning (once again) to ruin Snooki's relationship. At the club, Snooki sees Jionni's parents, who give her a big hug. The Situation greets The Unit, who is the "witness" to The Situation and Snooki hooking up. "It's time to take your medicine, Snooki," The Situation tells the camera. Deena, in the meantime, challenges Joey. Is he in it only for the sex? Joey denies that he is anything but a nice guy. The Situation then discovers that Jionni's parents are at the club and decides to call off his relationship ruining assault as The Situation doesn't want to create a situation that is "too messy."
It's amazing restraint from the house's self-professed villain. Until, of course, he changes his mind and tries to stop Snooki from leaving the club with Jionni. He fails, however, and Jionooki head back to the house. Deena then proceeds to ask Joey if he really likes her. And she asks him again. And again. Eventually, Joey just walks away in exasperation and Deena is sad.
The Unit, meanwhile, is so drunk that he can barely walk home (but not so drunk that he fails to remove his shirt). Soon, the cops stop The Unit and arrest him. "I can't catch a break," The Situation says. "Every time I'm ready to drop the bomb on Jionni, something happens." Poor guy. So The Situation heads home and goes to sleep. The next morning, Situation wakes up to find Jionni standing in the kitchen. Snooki is still asleep. The Situation's eyes light up. He asks to speak to Jionni outside. Uh oh ...
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