Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Ri¢hie Ri¢h (2012)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic
Quotes
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Van Dough : Shit.
Nostalgia Critic : There's your PG-rating, folks.
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Nostalgia Critic : Don't you just love early CGI technology that tries to look hip, but instead gives you diarrhea of fear?
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Professor Keenbean : [With a mouth full of food] My inventions!
Nostalgia Critic : What?
[the line is repeated]
Nostalgia Critic : Mayan vengeance?
[the line is repeated]
Nostalgia Critic : Mighty pensions?
[the line is repeated]
Nostalgia Critic : Ma's infections?
[the line is repeated]
Nostalgia Critic : Marty's steakhouse?
[the line is repeated]
Nostalgia Critic : CHEEEW!
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Nostalgia Critic : The token black kid, the token fat kid, the token cool kid, and the token girl... kid.
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Nostalgia Critic : Okay... I'm not gonna lie, that was pretty bad-ass.
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[when the kids enter a room in the mansion that is a McDonald's restaurant]
Nostalgia Critic : I believe that's bad screenwriting for "Insert your plug here."
[the screen fades to black for a commercial]
Nostalgia Critic : No, goddamn it!