- Dwight Schrute: How could Robert transfer Nellie here after the Sabre store debacle? She stinks of failure. The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know. I'm in an identical situation.
- Nellie Bertram: I have one simple philosophy in business: if the seat is open, the job is open. It's how I came to briefly race a formula one car. The three slowest laps ever recorded.
- Jim Halpert: Dwight, should she
- [Nellie]
- Jim Halpert: be our manager?
- Dwight Schrute: I wouldn't let her manage a celery farm.
- Dwight Schrute: [In Talking Heads] Those who can't farm. Farm celery.
- Andy Bernard: Uh, I am here to take you back to Scranton. Because I love you, and I want to be with you.
- Irene: Where's the ring?
- Andy Bernard: Hm?
- Irene: Where's the ring, Lancelot?
- Erin Hannon: Uh, would you guys mind if we talked privately for a second? Sorry, Glenn.
- [Irene and Glenn leave]
- Erin Hannon: Um, Andy... I am so happy to see you. But I'm not coming back with you.
- Glenn: [whispering off screen] Why won't she go with him?
- Irene: [whispering] I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause he's not that handsome.
- Erin Hannon: Hey, don't listen.