- Morning Randolph: You think if you died the other "Friends" would come to your funeral?
- Matt LeBlanc: Yeah. I'd think they'd come.
- Morning Randolph: Even Jennifer?
- Matt LeBlanc: Yeah. Even Jennifer.
- Beverly Lincoln: What do you call a cock?
- Wendy: A cock.
- Beverly Lincoln: Right... Anything else? Something we can say on television.
- Wendy: Noodle.
- Beverly Lincoln: Noodle?
- Wendy: That's what I call my boyfriend's.
- Sean Lincoln: Wow, he sounds like quite the stud.
- Wendy: He's on anti-depressants.
- Sean Lincoln: Oh... sorry...
- Wendy: Is that it?
- Sean Lincoln: Actually, you came in here.
- Matt LeBlanc: We've been kinda seeing each other.
- Beverly Lincoln: Who?
- Matt LeBlanc: Me and Jamie. Well, I've been seeing her. She hasn't been seeing...
- Sean Lincoln: Blind jokes? Really?