Two and a Half Men (TV Series) Not in My Mouth! (2012) User Reviews

Somebody put a bullet in this

[foffster · 2/10 · 21 February 2012]

I'm not a hater in general - quite the opposite, really. But:

I'm just as disgusted from this vomit-episode (really? Vomitting? That's not funny, thats...yeah, disgusting) as I am from this whole season. I was open minded to Ashton Kutcher coming in, as I don't hate him as an actor. I think he has some good comedic qualities and I was open to what the writers would do. But this is just a total train wreck and I'm forcing myself to watch it, even though I don't want to.

The jokes are so cheap now that I have to wonder if Charlie Sheen did write the jokes before and some six year old are writing them now. I get embarrassed every time I watch this. I mean, the show was never the best sitcom on air (though the first seasons had some "sass"), but this is just awful. And again, I'm not a hater, but the Zoey character is so uncharismatic that I have to wonder if the casting director also is a six year old. Yes, she is a lovely looking woman, but she both sounds and acts like a posh English grandmother. I mean, the VOICE!?! Close your eyes and listen to Sophie Winkleman, and you can easily imagine her being 70 years old.

With all the great series that are canceled every year, it's a shame this gets to continue delivering cheap jokes and over acting.

Absolute Disgusting !!!

[djlight_lordjazz · 1/10 · 10 August 2012]

Absolute Disgusting !!! Not in my Mouth....... It's not funny anymore!!! The people from Romania and Norway used the right words!

quote:

"I'm just as disgusted from this vomit-episode (really? Vomitting? That's not funny, that...yeah, disgusting) as I am from this whole season. I was open minded to Ashton Kutcher coming in, as I don't hate him as an actor. I think he has some good comedic qualities and I was open to what the writers would do. But this is just a total train wreck and I'm forcing myself to watch it, even though I don't want to. The jokes are so cheap now that I have to wonder if Charlie Sheen did write the jokes before and some six year old are writing them now"...........

oh please not the first vomit episode

[MiketheWhistle · 6 August 2018]

The review critical of this being a "vomit episode" definitely has not watched the entire series. There are at least a half-dozen that had it as part of the episode. One that comes to mind is after the first time Jake drinks. I guess maybe the title troubled them more.

Funniest Episode I have seen in a While!!

[marclcohn · 10/10 · 21 February 2012]

While the humor in this episode might not appeal to everyone, I thought this episode was easily the funniest of the season. It had me in stitches laughing, which is something that no TV show has done in a while (even the pre-Kutcher Two and a Half Men would only sometimes do that despite it being an awesome show as well). All I will say is that this episode is not for the squeamish, but, if you are willing to give up your maturity for a half hour and not be stuck on losing Charlie Sheen on this show then you will absolutely love this episode. If there was anything I could critique from season 9 of this show in general, I wish it would have more of the family element with Berta, Jake, Judith, and Herb, but otherwise this show has its' humor down perfectly.

It's not about "two and a half men" anymore

[raducu-alexe · 2/10 · 3 March 2012]

Since season 1 I loved "two and a half men", but this season has been a huge disappointment for me so far and this episode in my opinion was the worst in the history of the show. It's just not funny anymore. The jokes are cheap and not at all amusing. My message to the writers is simple: "Show some class!". Where are all the smart jokes gone? Or your main target is now children under 10 which still consider vomiting jokes to be funny? And where is Jake? This show was about a dysfunctional family which managed to get along in a very charismatic and funny way. Now it's about always humiliating Jon Cryer and a billionaire. The only reason I am still watching this show is because it had 8 great seasons and I'm hoping for things to get better.

Amazingly lame

[wanever · 1/10 · 7 September 2020]

One of the worst episodes on ANY series ever... when most of the jokes on a series involve poops farts or vomiting throughout the episode, you know the writers don't have ideas anymore... I hope those were fired for this episode...

listen, don't watch

[sigelm · 4/10 · 15 October 2021]

I have an excellent stomach, but I had to turn my head during half of the episode. Just too much vomit. The showrunners should have watched the episode before they decided to broadcast it.