- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Here we go: scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits and fresh squeezed orange juice.
- Mandy McAllister: Thank you! Looks amazing.
- Georgie Cooper: Where's mine?
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: You're not pregnant, she is!
- Georgie Cooper: I like to think *we're* pregnant.
- Mandy McAllister: Really? Are your ankles swollen? Did you throw up this morning? Are you constipated?
- Brenda Sparks: Do you think Sheldon would help Billy?
- George Cooper Sr.: I'm not sure helping others is where he shines. Pissing them off? He's got that down cold.
- [Mandy reveals that Madonna's not a real blonde]
- Missy Cooper: What about her "Blonde Ambition Tour"?
- Mandy McAllister: Huh. More like *bottle* blonde ambition tour.
- Missy Cooper: Funny and beautiful. No wonder my brother put a baby in you.