- Sheldon Cooper: Torture is clearly unethical. That's the correct position.
- Dr. John Sturgis: I agree. But what if there's a bomb hidden underneath the city and someone says that the only way to find out its location is through torture? Answer that.
- Sheldon Cooper: Let's see. Batman plays by Gotham City rules and would use torture, but Superman's got those Midwest values. I hate ethics!
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: You looking for a new church?
- Mary Cooper: Not yet.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: 'Cause I could see you going Catholic. You've got a 'get thee to a nunnery' vibe.