Plot

ISIS transports a Canadian terrorist by train to Mounties in Canada. Will Nova Scotian terrorists free him? Will the drunk Sterling fulfill his dream of fighting on the roof of a moving train?

The ISIS crew is ordered to transport a dangerous terrorist across the border to Canada. A drunken Archer wants to fulfill his lifelong dream of fighting a bunch of random guys on the top of a speeding train. Meanwhile, the rest of the ISIS crew boards against Malory's orders on Cheryl's private cars.—halo1k

Archer shows up plastered at the train station to help transport terrorist Kenny Bilcoe of New Scotland Front to Ottawa, Canada. Lana expects Bilcoe's associate terrorists to attack the train to free Bilcoe, so she tries to sober up Archer, but he prefers to taper off slowly. As Malory tortures the porter, Cyril is supposed to watch the handcuffed Bilcoe. Malory looks for better quarters; she tipped George the porter a whole stick of gum and expects him to get her a private car. The private cars belong to Cheryl and...surprise, that crazy Tunt has 5 of her cars hooked up on an anticipated record run. As Cheryl performs her ablutions, Ray, Pam and a piss-reeking ocelot occupy the Tunt cars. Archer and Lana join them; Archer joyfully reunites with his old pal. When Cyril shows up in the Tunt cars, Lana realizes he has lost Bilcoe. Babou escapes, as well. A big search ensues for Bilcoe, Babou and/or a Cobb salad. Guns do not travel well into Canada; the Royal Canadian Mounties do not like firearms or American spies. Archer predicts exactly how Bilcoe will try to escape; Lana is furious when he is exactly correct. Archer realizes a lifelong dream, under the stars. It's Mounties forward and aft...Babou! Serpentine, Babou!!! Archer saves the glorious piss cat and not much else. There is no record run for the crazy Tunt. Does Malory ever get a Cobb salad?—LA-Lawyer