- Mozzie: Things were so much simpler when she just vanished; now I have to hide for the remainder of my natural life.
- Neal Caffrey: Your natural life is constituted primarily of hiding.
- Mozzie: Exactly. I don't need any supplemental hiding.
- Peter Burke: I submitted those op orders over a week ago to you.
- Myrick: Op orders? My patrol borough gets enough op orders in a week to build a new station house.
- Peter Burke: Well I don't care if you could build the Kremlin, you still have to read them, and you're not booking him.
- Neal Caffrey: You know, I did see the inside of a cell in Bulgaria once.
- Alex Hunter: So you've experienced the unpleasantness of a Balkan prison firsthand.
- Neal Caffrey: Well, actually, I was breaking someone out, but I can extrapolate from that. It was a time of political unrest. The monarchy had fallen. The Czar was deposed.
- Alex Hunter: You were rescuing a deposed Czar?
- Neal Caffrey: Actually, a Czar's.wife.
- Alex Hunter: A deposed Czarina?
- Neal Caffrey: A deposed Czarina's handmaid. What? She had a lead on the Dabene treasure in the Karlovo Valley. You'd do the same thing.
- Alex Hunter: Yeah, right.