"Lab Rats" Dude, Where's My Lab? (TV Episode 2012) - Hal Sparks as Donald Davenport

Donald Davenport : Just pack your stuff in the RV and get ready to get your beach on!
Donald Davenport : This supercomputer is calculating the precise time that you're to launch the rocket. It could be minutes. It could be hours. You'll just have to wait and see.

Bree : Wha... In HERE? But we're supposed to go to the beach.

Donald Davenport : Yeah, and I was supposed to be six-foot-one. Life is FULL of disappointments.

Chase Davenport : Right. So WE have to pay the price for another short guy with an axe to grind.
Donald Davenport : You know what? I don't need your approval. I'm rich.
Donald Davenport : You know, an hour ago I was a little freaked out because I didn't know what was happening, but now I think I prefer the mystery!
Donald Davenport : Welcome to the Davenport Industries' Mobile Action Lab.

Leo : Very impressive, Big D. You're the master of the ta-da moment.

Donald Davenport : Ta-da! I call her The Ugly Lady because it's what's on the inside that counts.
Donald Davenport : I still have to secretly supervise the mission from here, so how would you like to be my covert communications liaison?

Leo : Is this like the time you tricked me into doing the dishes by calling me your culinary implement decontaminator?

Donald Davenport : Yeah, pretty much.

Hal Sparks: Donald Davenport