- Miguel Diaz: You literally just said he wasn't here.
- Johnny Lawrence: I lied again. Not my fault you fell for it twice.
- Robby Keene: Wow. You weren't kidding about these breadsticks, dad.
- Johnny Lawrence: I wouldn't lie to you... three times in the same day.
- Daniel LaRusso: Y-You started the whole Cobra Kai thing. If you hadn't, none of this would be happening.
- Johnny Lawrence: You opened Pandora's Box, not me. Listen, I don't know who Pandora is or what's in her box, but I got Robby out of there and Kreese is in jail.
- Daniel LaRusso: What the hell am I doing? If you think I'm off the rails...
- Johnny Lawrence: Way off. Look at ya. Your shirt's not even tucked in.
- Johnny Lawrence: So much for "Goggle's" advice on conflict resolution.
- Daniel LaRusso: Hmm. Surprised you know how to "goggle," or the phrase "conflict resolution."
- Carmen Diaz: [to Johnny] These guys are getting along now? How did you manage that? Don't tell me the bruises on their faces mean you beat them into submission?