- Frankie Heck: Oh, Sue. It's going to be freezing out there, and I'm too old to sit on the concrete all night. I mean, I barely made it up off the couch after that two-hour "Bachelor".
- Frankie Heck: I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna cut.
- Sue Heck: What? Mom, no! We cannot cut. That is so wrong.
- Frankie Heck: Don't think of it as cutting. Think of it as reclaiming the spot that is rightfully ours.
- Sue Heck: But...
- Frankie Heck: Sue, you gotta be cool.
- Sue Heck: Unh-unh. That's the thing the bad kid says in the drug movies when he's trying to get you to drink drugs!
- Frankie Heck: Listen, do you want this or not?
- Sue Heck: Oh, God. Why are my teen years so full of hard choices?