Community (TV Series)
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Craig Cackowski: Officer Cackowski
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Quotes
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Officer Cackowski : Hey, before I go, you really shouldn't be using this to prop open your building's door. This is an antique fire brick, I'd say pre-civil war. Note the uneven orange hue and the embossment on the back. Quite a nifty little piece of Americana. You could get fifty, sixty bucks for it from the right collector.
[blank stares]
Officer Cackowski : I watch a lot of "Antiques Roadshow".
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Officer Cackowski : Found your friend going through the dumpster outside the administration building in Greendale again.
Abed Nadir : [as Inspector Spacetime] This cadet could use a lesson in intergalactic protocol.
Annie Edison : It's okay, officer. He's just playing a character from TV.
Officer Cackowski : Oh, yes, I'm very familiar with Inspector Spacetime. You think a guy becomes a cop because his prom night was a dream? If this were comic-con, I'd take a bullet for that kid.