We're all about good food and good sex on this weeks episode of The Dirty Little Secrets Club. And we're wishing Brimstone both for his birthday. This week, Dayna (Where's Our Participation Trophy?) and Brimstone (The Grindhouse Radio) hear about botched birth control, Facebook tattle tales, Tommy Lee's tripod, and a mistaken STD. Don't worry, we'll never tell. Welcome to the club.