Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Pilot (2013)
Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Greebybobe, Green Alien, Blob Alien
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Quotes
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Rick : I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only
[belch]
Rick : friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.
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Child Morty Jr. : I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody.
Rick : They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!
Guard #1 : Aah! My leg is shot off!
Guard #2 : Glenn's bleeding to death!
Child Morty Jr. : Someone call his wife and children!
Child Morty Jr. : They're not robots, Rick!
Rick : It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats.I don't respect them.
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Rick : What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
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Rick : Listen jerry I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything it's your house it's your world you're a real Julius Caesar But I'll tell you some... tell you how I feel about school jerry... it's a waste of time... a bunch of people running around bumping into each other... guy up front says 2+2 the people in the back say 4 then the bell rings they give you a carton of milk and piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something..I mean it's ..it's not a place for smart people jerry .i know that's not a popular opinion but that's my two cents on the issue
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Rick : There is no god Summer... you got to rip that bandaid off now, you'll thank me later
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Rick : I don't give a fuck about your penis Morty!
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Rick : Nice, Morty! The student has become the teacher.
