- Toby Fleishman: I thought girls wanted doctors.
- Libby Epstein: No. Girls *want* to want doctors. That's like... that's our mothers' dream.
- Libby Epstein: [Rachel's phone rings during a fight] He prayed she wouldn't answer it. He said 'Please, God, don't let her answer it. Please, God, let her find this more important. Please, God, let her find *us* more important. Please, God, let her find *me* more important.'
- Rachel Fleishman: [Answers phone] Rachel Fleishman.
- Seth Morris: [Talking to a pretty girl] Are you kidding? I spent an entire year at Hebrew U. 'Lo ichpat li. Uh, ayn li savla. Lo todah'.
- Libby Epstein: [Across the room in a bad British accent] Young Judea's hottest alumnus stalks his prey.
- Seth Morris: 'Mah ha sha-ah', baby. We are compadres. We are comrades.
- Libby Epstein: Using a terrible accent, he lures the hot Israeli law student in her native habitat.
- Toby Fleishman: [Equally bad British accent] His absent foreskin as bait, the American draws her in closer.
- Seth Morris: Did you do time in the army?
- Libby Epstein: She's entering his orbit. She's in the danger zone.
- [the girl leans in to whisper in Seth's ear]
- Libby Epstein: Contact! And now, she is dinner.
- [Normal voice]
- Libby Epstein: I thought that they taught Israelis defense skills in the military.
- Toby Fleishman: [Normal voice] I don't think that they trained them against Seth.