- Darryl Philbin: I've been working out. But the problem is I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.
- Kevin Malone: Hey, Oscar. Was that you who just created a party out of thin air, or was it me?
- Oscar Martinez: That was you, Kevin.
- Kevin Malone: It was me.
- Jim Halpert: It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam. So, now that she's out, I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I found out what he likes. And it's really weird.
- Erin Hannon: I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. But if he was jealous once before, then maybe I can make him jealous again. Just not with Robert. He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him.
- Dwight Schrute: Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the-
- [opens drawer full of meatballs]
- Stanley Hudson: You've been meatballed!
- [laughs]
- Dwight Schrute: Ugh.
- Stanley Hudson: Are you ready for some meatball?
- Dwight Schrute: Aw, man.
- [Stanley laughs]
- Dwight Schrute: This is not very clever, Jim.
- Jim Halpert: I know.
- Stanley Hudson: Look for your stapler!
- Dwight Schrute: [Dwight finds stapler in giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny.