- Slim Jim: You... don't know who I am?
- Deadpool: I'm gonna go with "George Washington."
- Slim Jim: We've known each other for... we just had a conversation, like, 15 minutes ago!... you REALLY don't...
- Deadpool: Oh, no no no no! You're probably confused: a lot of people mix me up with Spider-man.
- Slim Jim: Damnit! This is why no one likes you!