Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody (2012 Video)
Tom Byron: Rupert Giles
Quotes
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Willow : Hey guys.
[Giles, Buffy and Xander just stare at her]
Willow : Oh, shit.
[Willow is holding up a bowl of M&M cookies in front of Buffy]
Willow : Eat a cookie? Ease my pain?
[Buffy doesn't say anything]
Willow : The magic box didn't have the right ingredients, so I improvised. I just wanted Buffy and Angel to have one more night together. To cure her insomnia. I guess it didn't turn out the way I wanted it. Sorry Xander.
[Willow hold up the plate of cookies to Xander]
Willow : Cookie?
[Xander hold his hand up to get a cookie but eventually does take one]
Xander : You know, when Martha Stewart looses her sparkles, does she just have extra sequences laying around that she use? Wait, she probably does. Or when MacGyver gets in a fix, does he improvise?
[Willow slightly raises her right eyebrow]
Xander : On second thought, look I know you mean well, but what you did has really been giving me the wiggins.
Buffy : That spell created more then just a dream. It felt like it bent reality.
[Willow holds her head down in shame]
Rupert Giles : Willow, you more then anyone should know that the black arts are not to be trifled with. Balance must be maintained amongst elements. Above all else.
[Giles scoffs]
Rupert Giles : Quite frankly, I'm amazed that that the repercussions from your indiscretion was worse.
Xander : At least she didn't cross the streams.
[Giles stares at Xander]
Xander : Uh, sorry.
Rupert Giles : [Giles takes a deep breath] Well, I do hope you learned your lesson.
Willow : Cookie?
Rupert Giles : Oh, thank you.
[Giles takes a deep breath]
Rupert Giles : Meanwhile, the local news is reporting a another disappearance. That brings the total up to four.
Buffy : Okay, I'll go and patrol and check the usual hangouts. Research mode. Go online, check the patterns for all these missing people.
Rupert Giles : Yes, we should be able to triangulate where the victims are being held... if they're still alive.
[Willow, Xander and Buffy get up off the couch, Buffy goes over to Giles]
Buffy : Never ends, does it?
Rupert Giles : Not while Sunnydale is on top of the Hellmouth.