- Gabriel: I am Gabriel, the finest skipper in Livonia.
- Hans von Risbieter: No! I'm the finest skipper in Livonia!
- Brother Johannes: You don't mess with the holy men.
- Hans von Risbieter: Shut up, woman! You'll marry me or I'll kill you!
- Narrator: The year is 1809, and the world is doomed; mostly Livonia.