Resident Alien (TV Series)
141 Seconds (2024)
Alice Wetterlund: D'Arcy Bloom
Quotes
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D'Arcy Bloom : No, I've definitely never seen this guy before. Not ever, never. Did you know that "never" is short for "not ever"? I feel like I maybe made that up. Anyway, I haven't seen him.
Deputy Liv Baker : What about the shirt? Is it familiar?
D'Arcy Bloom : It's Colorado. The people here are practically made of plaid.
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D'Arcy Bloom : Harry's gonna stop Yellowstone from ... blowing up.
Harry Vanderspeigle : No, I did not say that. I said I will stop the Greys from blowing it up. I cannot stop Yellowstone from blowing itself up.
[takes a bit]
D'Arcy Bloom : I'm sorry, what?
Harry Vanderspeigle : The Yellowstone caldera, it erupts every 600,000 years. The last time it erupted was 634,000 years ago, so, yes, that baby is crowning. Wouldn't it be funny if I stopped the Greys and then the caldera blew up right after?
Dan Twelvetrees : That would be funny.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Because of the timing. Comedy ...
[takes a bite]
Harry Vanderspeigle : is all about ...
[grimaces, then awkwardly makes several attempts to pull a hair off his tongue ... slowly]
Harry Vanderspeigle : ... the timing.
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Asta Twelvetrees : What are we supposed to do with this information?
Dan Twelvetrees : What did you do with it before?
D'Arcy Bloom : Not know it!