- [as the king puppet]
- Beck Oliver: Trina, did you learn your lesson?
- [as the queen puppet]
- Robbie Shapiro: About telling lies.
- [Andre meows as the cat puppet]
- David Vega: Hey, girls, what was the name of that actress whose house you went to tonight?
- Tori Vega: Mona Patterson.
- Cat Valentine: Why?
- David Vega: She's on the news. Channel six.
- [Father Vega shakes his head in sadness]
- Cat Valentine: Isn't it cool?
- Jade West: I don't know. All I heard was hamster, hamster, science, science, Tori's boring, kill me.
- Tori Vega: You want a muffin?
- Jade West: Sure.
- [Jade grabs the muffin and takes a bite of it]
- Cat Valentine: You brought muffins?
- Tori Vega: No, I found it under the seat.
- [Jade coughs out the muffin and throws it onto the road. Tori laughs]
- Tori Vega: Not so boring now, am I?
- David Vega: What's going on?
- André Harris: We're doing a puppet show
- [as the king puppet]
- Beck Oliver: I'm the king.
- [as the queen puppet]
- Robbie Shapiro: I'm the queen.
- [as the cat puppet]
- André Harris: And I'm the little pussy cat.
- [Andre meows as the cat puppet]
- [to Tori and Cat, as they are driving to San Diego]
- Jade West: Uh, ladies, I hate to rain on your parade but I think it's raining on your parade.