Peep Show (TV Series)
The William Morris Years (2015)
Robert Webb: Jeremy Usborne
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Quotes
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Jeremy Usborne : [discussing how they're going to kick Jerry out of Mark's apartment] What about going Litvinenko?
Mark Corrigan : Kill him? With polonium?
Jeremy Usborne : Not full Litvinenko. Just a little bit of something debilitating in his pasta each night. Grind him down, weaken him, till he's all pathetic, and you can just
[motions scooping Jerry up with his left hand]
Jeremy Usborne : scoop him up like a sick whippet and
[motions throwing Jerry away]
Jeremy Usborne : dump him.
Mark Corrigan : Um...
Jeremy Usborne : You might quite like tending him as he grows weaker and weaker.
Mark Corrigan : [acting out their scenario] "Here's your tea, Jerry. God, you must get better soon."
Jeremy Usborne : [acting out their scenario] "Oh, do sit up, Jerry, while I spoon you some more of this slightly silvery porridge."
Mark Corrigan , Jeremy Usborne : [both laugh mischievously]
Jeremy Usborne : Should I keep my voice down?
Mark Corrigan : No, he's an irritatingly sound sleeper. Ear plugs and eye mask, the full blot.
Jeremy Usborne : Well, we could start by just... moving his stuff out.
Mark Corrigan : No. No, we couldn't. Could we?
Jeremy Usborne : [looks at Mark mischieviously]
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[In reference to Super Hans' stag do, hosted in a juice bar, where the guests are being urged to drink copious amounts of the stuff for hours on end]
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] This stag is one load of PG-rated, Disney-assed, Which? magazine-approved, childproof, high-vitamin, fucking bullshit.