Peep Show (TV Series)
The William Morris Years (2015)
Paterson Joseph: Alan Johnson
Quotes
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Alan Johnson : Hey, hey, hey, Marco. How you going, good buddy?
Mark Corrigan : Yeah, great actually old pal.
Alan Johnson : Oh really? Cause I thought you might be feeling like a guy who's just walked into a high-class restaurant with a sausage dog on the end of his dick.
Mark Corrigan : Uh, no?
Alan Johnson : I got something up on my visual display unit this morning, Mark. I thought it was a high-definition photo of some dog shit. Then I took a closer look, and I realised it was actually your sales record.
Mark Corrigan : Oh, right.
Alan Johnson : I pulled strings to get you in, Mark. If you look like a sausage dog fucker, then I look like a sausage dog fucker. Do you get me?
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Got to get my dick out of the dog.