Familiar Faces (TV Series)

Familiar Faces #29: Big Bertha (2010)

Chad Rocco: C.R.

Quotes 

• C.R. : While Mario was out, she ate his meatball bowling ball... . I will restate this: the Princess, apparently the leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, got bored and ate a mound a meat twice the size of her own head about, oh let's say, in half an hour. An old hunk of meat, that when it's not sitting in an unrefrigerated bag in the back of a closet, is having Mario's fingers shoved into it and being tossed down a dirty, wax covered floor. And then it falls into an unseen system of rails and tubes that could be infested with "who knows what?" And returned to Mario, who has most likely wiped away the sweaty brow or even scratched himself in an unpleasant place, to repeat the process. And she... put it in her mouth... . Go back, Mario. Go back to Big Bertha. She is way better for you.