- Steve McGarrett: [Knocking on Danny's door] Come on. We're gonna be late for the tux fitting. Let's go. Chin's wedding this Saturday, remember?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No. No. Hey, we're busy. Come back later. Please. Thanks.
- Steve McGarrett: I'm sorry. You're busy? I can't come back later, Daniel. I'm the best man. I gotta make sure the groomsmen are in their monkeysuits. Let's go! Open the door. Come on.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams, Lori Weston: [the door opens revealing Danny and Lori handcuffed together] Hey.
- Steve McGarrett: And the uh... the handcuffs?
- Lori Weston: Oh uh, Danny was showing me the uh... the uh, Jersey Slip.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Jersey slip.
- Steve McGarrett: Jersey slip?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: The hood rat cuff slip. Yeah. All the kids are doing it back East. So thought I'd show her.
- Lori Weston: Yeah, and um, we, ahem, lost the keys somewhere. I think in the couch.
- Steve McGarrett: The couch?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, so maybe you wanna set up a search grid, call a K-9 unit.
- Steve McGarrett: Now hold on. Hold on a second. Isn't this a beach wedding, Chin? What's wrong with boardies and - and slippers?
- Chin Ho Kelly: Mn-hm. Yeah. What's wrong with them, is that they do not match the bridesmaid's dresses.
- Steve McGarrett: Oh.
- Chin Ho Kelly: And for the record, Danny: neither do handcuffs.
- Kamekona: I was gonna ask about those.
- Steve McGarrett: Show 'em the Jersey slip, Danno.
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: I offered to shoot them off.
- Kamekona: No key? No problem, brah.
- [He takes neck chain off his neck]
- Kamekona: Bring, bring, bring.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny extends his cuffed wrist to Kamekona, who proceeds to release the lock with a key on his neck chain] Wow!
- [Everyone smiles]
- Kamekona: It's an old island trick.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Impressive. Yeah.
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: I am telling you, son. I have run the name Shelburne through all my contacts: NSA, Interpol, FBI, CIA, DOD - every acronym you can think of. I have come up with exactly zero. Shelburne is a ghost.
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah, well this ghost has Wo Fat spooked, okay? If we want to catch that son-of-a-bitch, finding Shelburne is the way to do it.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Dummy grenades for a - a friend. That's awful. Okay. I'll play along.
- [Danny picks up a grenade. And puts it in Rafe's hands]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Grab a hold of that, would you? Hold on really tight.
- [Danny pulls the pin]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Now, if this is a dummy grenade, you're gonna be fine. But if it's not, it's gonna explode right in your hands. So keep a hold tight. Okay? So you let me know, we'll be outside.
- [to Chin, who looks scared]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Come on.
- [Danny and Chin start to leave]
- Rafe Tong: Whoa! OKAY! OKAY!
- Chin Ho Kelly: [Chin grabs Danny at the door, shaking his finger at his chest] You've been hanging with McGarrett too long.
- Shawn: That's him. That's the guy who took Bridget. He had a gun, and when I tried to stop him, he fired and killed my favorite beer mirror, man!
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Oh, he's no snitch. He's an honorable guy. I understand. But you know, the question you gotta ask yourself is uh: how are you gonna spend this life sentence, okay? Because if you don't cooperate with me right now , right here - I will call the warden, and I will have him enroll your ass in the psycho of the week program. Every week you get to - to sample the prison's finest psychopaths, gangbangers, sociopaths. You get to do it for the rest... of... your... life until you leave there in a box.
- Steve McGarrett: What's the situation, Kono?
- Kono Kalakaua: Couple of kids broke into one of the bunkers to explore a lava tube. And they found a body.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What happened to skateboarding and stickball?
- Kono Kalakaua: [Kono gets pulled away by another officer]
- [to the Five-0 team]
- Kono Kalakaua: Go ahead. Max is inside.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [They enter the bunker] There's the hole.
- Chin Ho Kelly: This whole valley has hundreds of these unexplored lava tubes.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'm thinking there's a reason they're unexplored.
- Dr. Max Bergman: [Max pops up wearing a headlamp] Actually...
- [Startles Steve, who shines his handheld flashlight onto Max]
- Dr. Max Bergman: This system has been explored, just not mapped by the Underground Paradise Spelunking Club, of which I am a founding member and treasurer.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh. Well, thank you, Captain Caveman.
- Chin Ho Kelly: That looks deep.
- Dr. Max Bergman: I estimate the floor to be at a depth of 30 meters.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Thirty meters. Well, this definitely looks like a job for a Navy SEAL.
- [Danny shines the flashlight on Steve's face as Steve is unpacking his climbing gear that he brought in a duffel bag]
- Dr. Max Bergman: Well, I took the liberty of anchoring our rappel line.
- Steve McGarrett: You wanna come down there with me?
- Dr. Max Bergman: Oh, absolutely. Let's spelunk.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Okay. First thing we need to do is ID your Jane Doe, find out what her connection was to Dennis Archer.
- Steve McGarrett: I know where to start. She worked at the Paradise Cove Luau.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Really? How do you know that?
- Steve McGarrett: How do I know? Chief of detectives, look at the photo of your Jane Doe.
- [Steve takes photo out of Fryer's hand]
- Steve McGarrett: She's wearing their uniform. You see? I know that cuz I went there a couple of weeks ago for umbrella drinks with Joe. He likes umbrella drinks.
- [Danny and Kono smile at each other]
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Good times.
- Steve McGarrett: Put your grass skirt on, *partner*. We got work to do.
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: I know you took my passport.
- Steve McGarrett: [handing said passport back] What are you doing in Japan?
- [Joe doesn't answer]
- Steve McGarrett: You know what, Joe? You might as well tell me. 'Cause I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop asking.
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
- Adam Noshimuri: [to Steve] I'm just a son looking for his father. You of all people should understand that. But I can't promise that I'll be patient. And should we find Joe White before you do, we might not be so polite.
- Steve McGarrett: Do you know who Shelburne is, Joe?
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: Ask me another question.
- Steve McGarrett: Do you or do you not know who Shelburne is?
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: I'm not gonna answer that... When your father sent you away, I promised to look after you, and that's a promise I intend to keep.
- Steve McGarrett: Oh yeah? By lying to me?
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: No. By containing this Shelburne thing before you get caught up in it.
- Steve McGarrett: Just be careful.
- Lieutenant Commander Joe White: Always am.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: [Captain Fryer and his team storm through the door of Dennis Archer's hotel and discover the Five-O team] McGarrett.
- Steve McGarrett: Captain Fryer. What're you doing here?
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: You tell me, man.
- Steve McGarrett: We're working a case.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: We're working a case too.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You're working a case?
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Yeah.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You see, this whole time, I'd think that the promotion to chief of detectives is a desk-jockey job.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: No, the chief of D should be out catching cases. Okay? I'm old school like that.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay, good. Well this is our catch, and it's our case. You got it?
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: [Notices the photo in Steve's hand] This is our Jane Doe.
- Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about? Huh?
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: This is mine. I found her body in the trunk of a car rented by a guy named, uh, Dennis Archer. I traced the card he used to rent the car to this room.
- Steve McGarrett: And here we are.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Here you are, doing what exactly?
- Kono Kalakaua: We're working the Dennis Archer case.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: The Dennis Archer case?
- Steve McGarrett: Okay, we found his body. He was shot and left for dead in a bunker outside of Pearl City.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: He's at the hospital in a coma right now.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: He's in a coma?
- Steve McGarrett: Yes. Coma.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: He's in a coma. Huh. Last I checked, homicide takes precedence over attempted homicide.
- Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Okay. Hold on. Alright. Look, you got a case. We got a case.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: He's right. Let's let bygones be bygones. Let's pool our resources and work this case together.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Let's let bygones be bygones. Let's pool our resources and work this case together.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay, fine.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: All right, good. All right, this is nice. Maybe you guys wanna hug it out a little bit, fist bump, something like that...
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: Um. No. Let's just work the case, okay?
- Kono Kalakaua: [crying at Chin Ho and Malia's wedding] I promised I wouldn't cry.
- Kamekona: [wiping eyes] Me too.