Violeta: [in the unemployment office] But seriously, you cannot read nor write?
Tvrtko Kotromancucic: No, I never even needed it.
Violeta: Yes, but wait a minute... Didn't you learn letters in school?
Tvrtko Kotromancucic: Yes, we did, but I just happened to skip the class that month. And when I returned they were already writing. But I finished four grades of elementary school, anyway.
Violeta: So, how did you get so far?
Tvrtko Kotromancucic: I paid my classmates with candy to write homework for me and when we had to memorize poems for homework I just made up words and talked about mountains and clouds while the teacher thought I was joking.