- Homer Simpson: [as a medieval peasant] So long, Marguerite. I'm off to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders.
- Bar Rag: I was hung in a beautiful cathedral, where tapestries were considered rock stars. I was admired by what you now call gropies. I thought the good times known as the Dark Ages would never end, but then cruel fate came knocking at the door.
- Milhouse: I'm not your puppet, Bart.
- Bart Simpson: I know. I made you into a real boy last week.
- Milhouse: And I will always be grateful for that, but it's time you treated me with some respect.