"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Thunder Gun Express (TV Episode 2011) - Lyman Chen as Passenger

Passenger : Are you not going to talk?

Frank Reynolds : OK, can you hear me? Can you hear that? OK... we are on the Schuylkill River and... . it's home to many fish-like creatures. And also the depository of many of the unsolved crimes and murders in Philadelphia.
Frank Reynolds : There's this waitress that Charlie is in love with and one time I banged her. Charlie got really upset when I banged the Waitress. But it was a lot of fun. She had a nice piece of ass.

Passenger : We don't know who you're talking about. Who is this Charlie?

Frank Reynolds : Charlie. He's my buddy. We live together. We sleep together. We hang out together. We share the same bed. Once I popped in the bed and I blamed it on him!
Frank Reynolds : Charlie once wrote this musical play. A kind of a rock-opera. Oh, it was really funny. I played a troll in the musical.

Passenger : Troll?

Frank Reynolds : Yes, it was called The Nightman Cometh. I could sing you my song if you like. You gotta pay the troll toll/to get into this boy's hole. To get into this boy's hole/you gotta pay to get in. There was this mis-communcation. The lyrics said "boy's soul" but everyone was... they thought I was saying "boy's hole".

Lyman Chen: Passenger