Community (TV Series)
Regional Holiday Music (2011)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Britta.
Britta Perry : [gasps] Is this about regionals?
Abed Nadir : I just talked to Cory, and he needs you to be the mouse king instead of me.
Britta Perry : Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.
Abed Nadir : It's an emergency.
Britta Perry : Hmm?
Abed Nadir : This will help us get to regionals!
Britta Perry : I knew it! Wait, what are the lyrics?
Abed Nadir : They're in your heart, Britta.
Britta Perry : Right. Duh doy!
Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Jeff Winger , Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett : [singing in unison] we are everyone, and we are everything
Britta Perry : [Britta comes out on stage singing poorly] Christmas time!
Cory Radison : What the...?
Dean Pelton : Oh, Britta's in this?
Britta Perry : [stomping her feet off-time] I got a Christmas time for me / I got a Christmas time for a tree
Cory Radison : No! She's ruining it!
Britta Perry : Christmas / Christmas time / me so Christmas, me so merry
Cory Radison : [charges the stage] No, stop, stop, stop, stop! What are you doing? Get off the stage!
Britta Perry : [speaking] I'm singing my heart's song.
Cory Radison : Get off the stage, and never sing again! You are the worst!
Jeff Winger : Hey!
Troy Barnes : You do not get to call Britta "the worst!"
Audience : Yeah! Let her finish!
Dean Pelton : Mr. Radison, I think it's fine. I know Greendale is an all-inclusive school. Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song?
Audience : Yeah!
[cheering]
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Annie Edison : I'll be at the movies with my bubbe.
Troy Barnes : You're not taking both of them?
Annie Edison : Well, one's dead.
Troy Barnes : What?
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Troy Barnes : [about when they substituted for the glee club] It's all a weird, happy, musical fog.
Britta Perry : Yeah, it was almost like being on ecstasy, only instead of having pointless conversations and dancing like idiots... wait. It was exactly like being on ecstasy!
Jeff Winger : That's what worries me about this guy. He is equal parts Hanson and Manson. Nobody let him corner you until he is out of recruitment mode, or next thing you know, we'll all be caring about Christmas pageants and... regionals.
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Troy Barnes : We expected this from the others, but you, Pierce? Your generation invented music.
Pierce Hawthorne : Well, I wouldn't say invented. Perfected, maybe.
Annie Edison : Pierce! They're just trying to pander to your demographics' well-documented historical vanity. Resist!
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Cory Radison : [to Britta] Get off the stage and never sing again! You are the worst!
Jeff Winger : Hey!
Troy Barnes : You do not get to call Britta the worst!
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Troy Barnes : This guy's like human froyo.
Cory Radison : Look, when the last glee club died in that bus crash, you guys stepped up. And you were the best gosh darn emergency substitutes I've ever worked with.
Shirley Bennett : Aw!
Cory Radison : Well, this time... I'm not gonna kid you. I won't be easy.
Dean Pelton : Oh.
Cory Radison : Your best... won't be good enough. And ten times your best will be so bad, I will yell at you. But I promise, if we dig down...
Jeff Winger : Pass.
Troy Barnes , Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison , Pierce Hawthorne , Britta Perry , Abed Nadir : [in unison] Yeah.
Cory Radison : Okay.
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Abed Nadir : Guys, I found something we can watch together for Christmas this year. The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special. Run time two and half hours and so critically reviled that after it aired, the creator has his knighthood revoked.
Troy Barnes : That sounds terrible. I want to watch it twice, but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives. Or rather, I'm spending the day with my relatives while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas.
Shirley Bennett : You Jehovah's Witnesses... so severe.