Common Law (TV Series)

Performance Anxiety (2012)

Jack McGee: Captain Mike Sutton

Quotes 

• Captain Mike Sutton : I told her I thought you two were the classic Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton kind of relationship.

  Travis Marks : The old movie stars?

  Captain Mike Sutton : Yeah. They had an affair that was roiled with passion. Truth is they hated each other most of the time... They couldn't keep their hands off each other, though. Like you two - you fight, you fight and you fight, but bam, you make a collar, there's relief. There's pleasure, a little afterglow. And then the cycle renews again.

  Travis Marks : [Wes clears throat]  Thanks, Cap. The question: Which one of us is Liz Taylor?

  Wes Mitchell : Okay, no, no, that... Please don't.

• Captain Mike Sutton : Okay, Happy Boy, go get it.

• Captain Mike Sutton : Wes, Travis join me in my inner sanctum.

• Captain Mike Sutton : Good luck managing this performance anxiety, boys... Record... my balls...