- Fiona Gallagher: I was around!
- Lip Gallagher: Really, so you know Monica spent all three squirrel-fund money? You know what, I wouldn't even had the cash to bail her out if I didn't return a bunch of dolls I found in Debbie's room. The first rule you learn in this house,- you hide the goddamn money!
- Fiona Gallagher: She seemed better...
- Lip Gallagher: Look at this place. The sofa is in the kitchen. For fuck's sake, she tried to get Ian to enlist.
- Fiona Gallagher: She what?
- Lip Gallagher: What did you think was gonna happen, Fiona?
- Fiona Gallagher: Thought it might be different this time...
- Lip Gallagher: Well, how'd that Kool-Aid taste going down?