- Batman: Tell me if this sounds familiar. You hacked league systems, disobeyed protocol, and endangered your lives. And your initiative resulted in the capture of three escaped felons, proving Warden Strange runs Belle Reve as a cover for criminal activity. Well done.
- [after Superboy and Artemis revealed secrets]
- Wally West: So, who's next?
- M'gann M'orzz: I am.
- Wally West: I swear I was kidding.
- Superman: The Justice League was formed for two reasons. First, as an acknowledgement that no single individual, no matter how powerful, can solve all the world's problems alone. And second, to uphold the values of Truth, Liberty and Justice. That last one's even in the name.
- Conner Kent: There's something I need to do. Something I need to tell you. Last month, on Thanksgiving, I went back to Cadmus. And found a few things out. When I was cloned, only half the DNA was Superman's. The other half was human. That's why I don't have - Will - never have full Kryptonian powers.
- Robin: You sure? Cause you sure seemed to have 'em today.
- Conner Kent: I've been using these. Shields. They suppress my human DNA. I get the flight, the heat vision But I think I also get angry. Well, angrier.
- The Riddler: I am flora, not fauna. I am foliage, not trees. What am I? Come on, you can get this! I am shrubbery, not grass. What am I? I...
- Robin: Ambush.
- Cat Grant: [On TV] You are watching live coverage of the Justice League's induction of its five newest members Looks like the entire League showed up to welcome the new blood. Everyone, from Batman to Captain Marvel.
- Wally West: [Watching] I'm glad they didn't kick Billy out. And I love the fact that there's a 10-year-old on the League.
- Rocket: There is?
- Wally West: [Robin elbows him] Owww.
- Robin: Way to keep a secret, genius.
- Artemis Crock: Superboy's not the only one suffering from bad DNA. My mother is Huntress, an ex-con. Rest of my family...
- [Pulls up mugshots]
- Artemis Crock: Aren't even "ex-". My Dad's Sportsmaster. And he's sending my sister, Cheshire, to fly me to Santa Prisca, too.
- Wally West: That's why-...
- Artemis Crock: Yeah. I was so desperate to make sure none of you found out.
- Robin: I knew.
- [Everyone looks at him]
- Robin: Hey, I'm a detective!
- [Turns to Artemis]
- Robin: But it never mattered. You aren't your family. You're one of us.