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Quotes
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Clerk : [Into the store's microphone] Hey, Mike. Um, I gotta get a price check on Miller's Douche. Autumn Leaves. It's two units. Five ounces. There's two girls up here and they're getting like fifteen boxes of douches. So that's like... seven and a half boxes of douches per girl. So that's like... I don't know, can you split a douche?
Corri : [Grabs the microphone from him] I think he got it.
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Clerk : So, uh, what are you ladies up to tonight?
Laura : Washing our Sarlacc Pits. What's your name?
Clerk : They didn't give me a name. I'm just "Clerk".
Corri : Really? That sucks for your credits.
Clerk : I know. But I figure when I update my resume I'll just make up a name. I was thinking Detective McManus.
Laura : Ooooh!
Corri : Detective? That's awesome. That totally sounds like a lead.
Clerk : Right?
Corri : Or at least a co-star.
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Officer Pappas : Thanks for the tip, Clerk.
Clerk : You're welcome, Police Officer number one.
Officer Pappas : [Proudly displaying his badge] Actually, it's Officer Pappas.
Clerk : Awww. Lucky.
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Clerk : Not feeling so fresh now, huh? Whores.
