Bright in the Dark (2011)

Steve Luna: Gallus

Quotes 

• Gallus : Did your allergy get worse?

  Bright : Yeah, the last time I went out to buy me a sub the skin peeled off in strips. Some Mornings I swear to God I could lay it out like a strip of bacon on my omelet.

• Dick : Hey Bright, why don't you write something again with zombies in it, since you look like one?

  Bright : I don't know.

  Gallus : Too close to real life.

  Bright : No, I'd rather make people think, encourage them to reflect, and steer them in the right direction with pure emotion...

  Gallus : Steer them in the right direction with pure emotion? You can't even take a piss by yourself!

  Bright : [shouts]  My light allergy is a disease, not stupidity, you fucking prick!

  Gallus : Oh, was that one of your pure emotions there Bright?

• Bright : My disease is a polymorphous UV-light eruption that is based on intolerance.

  Dick : Seriously, man.

  Gallus : Intolerance to what? Life?

• Bright : [roars]  You know what? I know a place that's every bit as shitty as the wide place in the road we live in.

  Gallus : France?

  Bright : I mean a darker place where the people can do light allergy research in complete peace.

  Gallus : In Mordor?

  Bright : No, not in fucking Mordor. In Oulu, Finland, that's where!