Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Santa Suit (2011)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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General Diane Beckman : Oh Stan, not again.
Stan Lee : How about joining me at the punch bowl?
General Diane Beckman : Enough. You're embarrassing yourself, Stan.
Stan Lee : Well, if that's gonna be your attitude.
[Stan leaves]
Chuck Bartowski : Stan Lee is a spy? That is so weird.
General Diane Beckman : LA spies.
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John Casey : [about his gift to Alex] I thought it was a good idea. Dumb, huh?
Chuck Bartowski : No, it's actually quite touching.
Morgan Grimes : Like you're feeling real human emotion.
John Casey : Don't ever say that again! Don't you breathe a word of this to Alex!
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General Diane Beckman : Pucker up, Bartowski. You're about to become a man!
Chuck Bartowski : What? Like a Bar Mitzvah? Or something that's a little... What exactly are you...?
[Beckman kisses Chuck]
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Chuck Bartowski : Gentlemen! Gentlemen, uh... The Buy More is closed. You can go home. Happy holidays. Maybe drink some water.
Jeff Barnes : Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester Patel : Plus, fish have sex in it. Jeffrey, let's go for a run.
Chuck Bartowski : Great idea.
Jeff Barnes : Great idea.
Lester Patel : Great idea.
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Morgan Grimes : Alright, Chuck, tell me you got some kind of an idea here, cause I'm... I'm a little scared.
Chuck Bartowski : Don't freak out. I've got an idea.
Morgan Grimes : Okay. I just hope it works.
Chuck Bartowski : Me, too.
Morgan Grimes : Seeing as how our lives kind of depend on it.
[Chuck looks intensely at Morgan. Beat]
Morgan Grimes : You knew that already.
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah.
Morgan Grimes : Mm-hmm.
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Chuck Bartowski : [after Shaw attempts to flash but fails and Chucks throws a successful punch] You seriously underestimate the power of the Nerd Herd.
Daniel Shaw : The Omen virus, you put it...
Chuck Bartowski : Inside your head. Instead of downloading the Intersect 3.0, you removed it. And it turns out that's the last flash you're ever going to have.
[Chuck throws a successful block and kick]
Chuck Bartowski : I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was.
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Sarah Walker : Chuck, you should know that, um, while I was tied up in Castle, Shaw kissed me.
Chuck Bartowski : Well, as long as we're airing things out, you should know... that Beckman kissed me.
[Sarah's jaw slowly drops]
General Diane Beckman : [Beckman enters the conversation] Walker, a word.
[Chuck grins sheepishly and walks away]
Sarah Walker : Uh... General, I know about the, um... with you and Chuck.
General Diane Beckman : We all have to make sacrifices for the job.
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Chuck Bartowski : However, if I remember correctly, last time we met face-to-face, I kicked your ass.
Daniel Shaw : Heh. I made sure that would never happen again. No Intersect to help you this time, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : I wouldn't be too sure about that. I've been training for a while now.
Daniel Shaw : Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet with my teeth. But you did some push ups, hit the heavy bag. Oh, just so you know, as you're begging for mercy, your wife is watching.
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Chuck Bartowski : Nice shot, sis. But I told you to stay at home.
Ellie Bartowski : I am Eleanor Woodcomb. Since when do I do what I'm told? That man took our father away from us. I wasn't going to let him take anybody else.
Chuck Bartowski : Merry Christmas, Ellie.
Ellie Bartowski : Merry Christmas, Chuck.
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Chuck Bartowski : [Calling Sarah on her cell] Sarah. Thank God! Shaw broke out of prison. Where are you?... Sarah?
Daniel Shaw : Hello, nerd. Do me a favor - turn on the monitor.
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Morgan Grimes : What now, Chuck? Chuck?
[Chuck sits motionless]
Morgan Grimes : This is bad. This is very bad. He's shutting down.
John Casey : Then we take care of Shaw ourselves.
Morgan Grimes : Yeah, but he has the Intersect. I mean, we're going to need a plan - a really good plan.
Chuck Bartowski : I've got the plan. Daniel Shaw murdered my father, and now he has my wife. He's going to wish he never left that prison cell.
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Chuck Bartowski : What's the best way for me to get into the CIA?
General Diane Beckman : There's only one way in - with me.
Chuck Bartowski : General, I can't tell you how happy I am to hear you say that, but you realize you're putting yourself on the line here.
General Diane Beckman : This is my team. And nobody, especially Daniel Shaw, is going to take us down.