Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged (2009 TV Short)

Marc Soskin: Toma, Kanye Soldier

Quotes 

• Toma : So, Bardock, heard you had another kid. Congratulations. Who's the mom?

  Pubumkin : I bet it's Selypa. I've seen the way you two look at each other.

  Bardock : Nah, it'd never work out between us.

  Toma : Why not?

  Bardock : 'Cause she's a raging dyke.

  Selypa : I'm right here, you asshole!

  Bardock : And...?

  Selypa : God, this is why I hate men.