Suburban Knights (2011 Video)

Allison Pregler: Obscurus Lupa, Snow White

Quotes 

• Angry Joe : All right, where's that free -

  [suddenly sees everyone standing around] 

  Angry Joe : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO! NOOOOO! Lemme guess, you guys were promised a free car too.

  [everyone nods in unison] 

  Angry Joe : But there is no car, is there?

  [everyone shakes their head in unison] 

  Angry Joe : It's the Nostalgia Critic again, isn't it?

  [everyone nods in unison] 

  Angry Joe : Ahh, god!

  Obscurus Lupa : Don't worry, Joe. We'll get him in his sleep.

• Obscurus Lupa : You'll be a lady and like it!

• Nostalgia Critic : God, this thing is so difficult. Who would've thought a chain letter would be so difficult?

  Everyone : A chain letter?

  Nostalgia Critic : Shouldn't have said that.

  Obscurus Lupa : We've been following a chain letter this whole time?

  Handsome Tom : Fucker!

  Nostalgia Critic : Okay, it may have come from an anonymous source, but I swear it's legit! Oh, by the way, we have to mail this to 50 or more people or else we get bad luck.